Wrong Every Time

I have been doing youth baseball umpiring for a few years. It keeps the old body in shape and having a front row seat to watch kids play the game is enjoyable.

Umpiring is the only job that I know where you are wrong 100% of the time. When it comes to calling a close play, one side or the other always things you are wrong.

I was wrong 100% of the time for many years,,,,,
I was married.