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Can we laugh at this one?? 13 years 5 months ago #2159

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Hot date in Arkansas -- please use a vey small hammer

A young Arkansas man goes to a drug store and says
To the pharmacist: "I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me
Some pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers
Gonna cost me?"

The pharmacist responds: "A Three-pack of condoms
is $4.99 with tax."

"TACKS!" the shocked redneck says. "Gawd a' Mighty,
don't they stay on by themselves?"

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