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Post Retirement Liberty 13 years 6 months ago #1978

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An old retired Boatswain's Mate puts on his old uniform and
heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his
age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I

The prostitute replies, "Well, old sailor, you're
doing about three knots "

"Three knots?" he asks. "What's that supposed to

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and
you're knot getting your money back.

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