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Whitehouse breakfast !! 13 years 10 months ago #1229

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dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. An attractive waitress arrives with two glasses of water and asks Cheney what he would like. He replies "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit... "

"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"

George W. looks up from his menu, replies with his trademark wink and slight grin,.... "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton!

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced, 'Quiche' George."

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